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Thursday, November 21st, 2002
5:34 pm
OH YEA OH YEA PASSED A BILL
HEY GUYS WHAST UP!!

THIS IS G W B JUST HERE TElLING YOU THAT I AM NOT, IN FACT, DEAD.

ANYWAY, I WAS BUSY MAKING CONGRESS PASS MY BILL!!!! IT WILL MAEK YOU ALL SO MUCH SECURER!! I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY, FAGS.

SIGNING OUT, BUSH

Current Mood: horny
Monday, November 18th, 2002
6:29 pm
IN THE ZONE
HERE LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SONG I WROTE ABOUT MYSELF (I AM SO GREAT):

GO BUSH (10x)
YOUR SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR DADDY
OH YEAH OH YEAH
GO BUSH (10x)
NUKING SOME ARABS
OH YEAH OH YEAH
BUSH YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR DADDY
GO BUSH (10x)
OH YEAH OH YEAH
GO BUSH (10x)
OH YEAH OH YEAH
UH HUH
GO BUSH (10x)

I LIKED IT A LOT I HOPE U DO TOO :D

Current Mood: accomplished
5:18 pm
HAHA I JUST COMPILED MY LIST OF WAYS IM GOING TO START A WAR WITH IRAQ NO MATTER WHAT:

1) Pay Hans Blix (UN senior weapons inspector) to scream "ANTHRAX" as soon as he gets there and start coughing.
2) Get the CIA to plant a nuke there, issnt that what I pay those fuckers for anyways?
3) Get congress to declare war, now that i own the senate all i have to do is snap my fingers instead of going through all those pesky democrats!

AND HEY EVEN IF I DONT WANT TO ANY OF THOSE I CAN JUST NUKE THE FUCKER ANYWAYS, WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THE WORLD WHEN MY APPROVAL RATING IS ABOVE 99%!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, November 17th, 2002
10:13 pm
HELLO AND WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF "GEORGE W. BUSH: THE LIVEJOURNAL"!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS NEW DISCOVERY. I FINALLY (FINALLY) FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE THE SHIFT KEY!!!! IT IS SO COOL BUT MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STILL BROKEN THO.

WELL ANYWAY, I FIGURED SINCE OUR CONSTITUTION SAID SOMETHING ABOUT "JUDICIAL APPOINTMENT" (OR SOME CRAZY CRAP WHO READS THE CONSTITUTION ANYWAY LOL!!!!) I DECIDED WE NEED TO MAKE A LAW THAT SAYS "HEY I DONT LIKE THE CONSTITUTION VERY MUCH!! LETS MAKE RHE PRESIDENT BE ABLE TO DIRECTLY APPOINT JUDGES TO THE SUPREME COURT!! OH I AM SUCH A SMARTY MAN~!! I AM GEORGE W. BUSH!! I AM HUGE AND HAVE LOTS OF MISSLES!! RAWR"

LOL I AM SUCH A MASTER OF WIT

ANYWAY I HAVE TO GO MAYBE I WILL MAKE ANOTHER POST IN ABOUT 5-10 MINUTES!!
10:04 pm
OK I FIXED THE GOD DAMN CAPS LOCK BUT THIS LOOKS SO PRESIDENT LIKE IM GONNA DO IT ANY WAY BECAUSE I AM A BIG DOG THATS RIGHT. I HATE HAVING SOME GOD DAMN SECRET SERVICE AGENT LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER WHILE I TYPE THIS JUST BECAUSE IM EATING PRETZELS.
10:00 pm
TEST
HEY GUYS11 SORRY CAPS IS BROKEN...
WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY TO YOU GUYS THAT IT IS NEAT THAT I HAVE THIS LIVEJOURNAL. MY WIFE RECOMMENDED IT TO ME AFTER I KEPT COMPLAINING TO HER ABOUT HER PROBLEMS REGARDING IRAQ ETC.

ANYWAY, MY NAME IS GEORGE W. BUSH, AND IM THE PRESIDENT.

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